How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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