Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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