Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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