is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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