I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
my liver is dry heaving
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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