so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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