32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think I am morally bankrupt
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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