Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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