i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I bet he comes in French.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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