just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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