how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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