this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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