im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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