Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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