No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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