so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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