i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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