They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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