After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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