Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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