I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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