I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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