Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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