After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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