so explain again why im purple
no
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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