I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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