OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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