So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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