Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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