I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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