How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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