He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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