Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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