And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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