Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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