I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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