It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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