He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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