This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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