belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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