Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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