i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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