Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
