if you like me you must not know who I am
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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