no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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