just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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