real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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