she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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