i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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