Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
