I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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