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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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