"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
high people should be assigned attendants
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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