I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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