I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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